And I'm going to tell you faithful reader(s) what it is. It's a super-duper, double top-secret secret. On Saturday March 24th, we took KyKy to the airport for her big trip to China. Unbeknownst to The Madster and 'Nika, The Other (Younger) Half had purchased 3 tickets to Asheville NC. Why Asheville? Suzy, a dear friend of The Other (Younger) Half lives there. Suzy loves the girls, the girls love Suzy, Tacy loves Suzy and Suzy loves Tacy. One big love fest, but you wouldn't know it from reading this blog. Despite my pleading, begging and otherwise nagging, nobody has posted anything from NC. Maybe it's still a secret and I just blew it. What I can tell you is that when The Other (Younger) Half presented the boarding passes to the girls, you could have taken their pictures for the dictionary definition of dumbfounded - eyes wide open, mouths agape, speechless. Then I had to leave as they went through security. That's it. That's the secret
So I've been home here alone since Saturday night. It's been a while since I've spent this much time without my family so I'm a little rusty at this single living thing. If you're reading this Other (Younger) Half, and I have no reason to believe you are since you're not posting, I have some questions for you concerning the household:
1) Despite me being the only one at home the bathrooms still stink. Why is this? Please advise.
2) I put KyKy's rabbit outside to play with her city cousins a couple of days ago. How do I get her back inside?
3) When the dogs are done licking the dishes clean, where do I put them?
4) The bananas are getting brown spots on them. Can they still be touched with bare hands or should I call the fire department? I know you won't be back until Thursday, but if they can't be eaten, can you bring me some for breakfast tomorrow? Thanks.
That's all for now dear. I hope your having a good time down there
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About the rabbit: Put the brown-spotted bananas outside for Kyky's rabbit, then grab her when she starts to eat them.
About the bananas: See above...
About the bathroom: Unfortunately, I have nothing of worth to say.
Last night at about 2:30 a fire truck came screaming down Park Ave. "Thank the gods," I thought, The Other (Younger) Half has read my post and is doing something about those spotted bananas. But the fire truck kept going. So I ate one of the bananas for breakfast.
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