Agree Or Disagree. Has The Muse Descended?

It occured to me tonight that my oldest, well all of my daughters really, will have a distinct advantage over some of their peers when it comes to finding a husband if they choose to marry. What could this be, given that they already have brains, talent, good looks, senses of humor and great personalities? Flatulence. All three are members of the "Fart it Loud Fart it Proud" brigade. At least they are when they are at home. I know I was duly impressed by The Other (Younger) Half's abilities when we were dating, and she had guys proposing to her left and right. I suppose the downside would be that it might attract more of the frat-boy contingent, which is one type of beau I would definitely disapprove. Thankfully, up to this point they've avoided the whole "boyfriend" or "going steady" scene. Maybe they need to fart more at school.