You are going to die dad(old man)! If he thinks we smell bad, you should be around when he cuts the cheese! The windows literally fog up, and he's the president of the " Fart it loud, fart it proud" club. And he is deffintely is proud of it! The worst part of it is that it lingers in your nostrils for about forever, ( that is until 'Nika brings the "Febreez" out) So, in short my dad is a smelly liar, and that is all I have to say.
P.S.(And that they smell real bad.)
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Preach it, sister!!
Did I ever claim innocence? No! And how do you know its mine that "lingers in your nostrils for about forever?" She who smelt it dealt it. Ha! Take that!
Maddie, you have my complete & utter sympathy. I know you speaks the truth, as I lived with it for 18 loooong years (albeit some of that time was intermittent, with forays into college, etc.), trapped under the same, somewhat airtight, roof out in Springvale Township.
Has he ever done the ol' sit-on-your-head-and-let-one-rip on you? That was traumatic. And does he still lift his leg like a dog readying to relieve itself, for visual effect?
Ahh, the memories...
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