Friday, March 20, 2009

An All New Bachelor Weekend!!!

Sorry if I got your hopes up, but this is not some kind of teevee show. KyKy left for Hawaii today to go visit her cousins, who are vacationing there from China. It really pays to have a cousin who you are very close to who, in turn, has a dad who is a member of an airline's plutonium club and can fly you anywhere in the world. In a sadly pathetic attempt to make things up with the younger two girls, TOYH took them up to a friend's cabin for a weekend on the Brule river in northern Wisconsin. She put together a semi-elaborate ruse so that they would be surprised. They were, apparently. In the end though, northern 'Sconny doesn't really hold a candle to Honolulu in the middle of March.

So that leaves me home alone until sometime Sunday afternoon. What have I done so far since I'm unfettered by filial or spousal obligations? Let's see. I took a nap. I rode the bus downtown to the library to return some books and pick up another one. I called Madster's school to tell them she wasn't playing hooky. I petted the dogs. I drank a beer. That pretty much brings me up to date. Tomorrow holds the promise of a 4 a.m. wakeup call to go to my oh-so-fulfilling job. Then there will be a nap. Maybe in the afternoon I'll hop on my bike and go for a real ride. I'll probably drink another beer. All of this is a testament to the level of trust between me and TOYH. She has no qualms about leaving me for the weekend despite my on the go, risky, hip beyond belief lifestyle. As you can see if my weekend alone was a teevee bachelor show, I'd be beating off those silicone injected babes with a stick.

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